Weekend Lycra-wearing Cyclists

August 17, 2013

You know what I’m talking about, HORDES of cyclists blocking up whole roads ALL IN MATCHING SKIN TIGHT LYCRA or SPANDEX or whatever… These RIDICULOUS outfits that have NO place ANYWHERE except in a RACE where ever second (and wind-resistence) counts!

You stupid fashion victims!
You ignorant sheep!
You wannabe fools!

Believe it or not, you look idiotic and no one wants to see you dressed like that.

Are you really so insecure that you can’t just go out and cycle for the love of cycling?
You have to follow some other stupid sheep, who is following a previous stupid sheep?

Ever seen the ads by Nike where people play hard at whatever their sport of choice is and they aren’t wearing any fancy clothes? “JUST DO IT”
Why can’t week-end cyclists ‘Just Do It’??!
Why can’t they be original and wear normal clothes?
Why do they ALL have to prance about looking like ass-clowns?!
WAKE UP!
You are not in a race! You are not in a fashion parade for the mentally challenged!

I have nothing against cyclists that cycle for the love of cycling – it’s the insecure, herd mentality, mass-mobs that not only make absolute ass-clowns of themselves every weekend by dressing in skin tight outfits and behave badly too!
I’m taking about dickheads that actually HAVE a CYCLING LANE but then insist on riding ON the white line even when a car is passing!

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Weekend Lycra-wearing Cyclists

August 17, 2013

You know what I’m talking about, HORDES of cyclists blocking up whole roads ALL IN MATCHING SKIN TIGHT LYCRA or SPANDEX or whatever… RIDICULOUS outfits that have NO place ANYWHERE except in a RACE where ever second (and wind-resistence) counts!

You stupid fashion victims!
You ignorant sheep!
You wannabe fools!

Believe it or not, you look idiotic and no one wants to see you dressed like that.

Are you really so insecure that you can’t just go out and cycle for the love of cycling?
You have to follow some other stupid sheep, who is following a previous stupid sheep?

Ever seen the ads by Nike where people play hard at whatever their sport of choice is and they aren’t wearing any fancy clothes? “JUST DO IT”
Why can’t week-end cyclists ‘Just Do It’??!
Why can’t they be original and wear normal clothes?
Why do they ALL have to prance about looking like clowns?!
WAKE UP!
You are not in a race!

I have nothing against cyclists that cycle for the love of cycling – it’s the insecure, herd mentality, mass-mobs that not only make absolute ass-clowns of themselves every weekend by dressing in skin tight outfits but they behave the same way!
I’m taking about dickheads that actually HAVE a CYCLING LANE but then insist on riding ON the white line even when a car is passing!

Seriously – you tossers need a reality check.


“THE SECRET TO INNOVATION” by Marc Jager

August 22, 2007

Need inspiration? Want to know how to innovate? Need ideas for future trends?
Check out this tutorial:

“The Secret To Innovation” has been published on the website in the FREE RESOURCES  section at www.thinkitsellit.com/innovation.html and can be viewed without pictures at or as a Word document

Feedback welcome!


NEW PAGE of FREE RESOURCES added!

August 6, 2007

I’ve just uploaded a new page (www.thinkitsellit.com/resources.php) which will host all kinds of useful information and tools.
On this RESOURCES page I’ve added a ‘forward’ to the “Free Fact Sheet to Avoid Getting Ripped Off by an Invention Marketing Firm” (by Becci Watson of Australia’s Triton Foundation) with a link to download it.


“Where are your ideas?”

July 24, 2007

In our 3rd week we’ve had almost 1000 visitors from all over the world! Many of you have come from inventor forums, business forums and from http://slashdot.org/ .

What we’d like to know is, where are all your ideas and why aren’t you posting them?! : )
Anyone care to comment?


PRESS RELEASE

July 6, 2007

FOR IMMEDIATE NEWS RELEASE:

THE NEXT BIG THING ON THE NET!
BUYING AND SELLING IDEAS!

Brisbane, QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA Wed 04th June 2007

The launch of www.thinkitsellit.com marks the beginning of an ideas revolution!
A totally new innovation!

IT’S EASY!:
* Join for FREE
* List your idea for FREE
* If your idea is enticing people will pay and pay to view various levels of disclosure about your idea!
Imagine a million people paying a couple of bucks to read about your better mousetrap!

Millionaires will be born out of this website!
www.thinkitsellit.com BETA has gone live now.
The public is invited to begin listing their ideas for right now.

Anyone looking for bright ideas (be they entrepreneurs or scientists) are welcome to browse the site and begin snapping up the ideas!

ABOUT US
www.thinkitsellit.com was started by two Queenslanders, Trent Waddington and Marc Jager, who both work full time and have developed this site with their own resources.
Trent and Marc expect their website to empower the average Joes (and Josephines!) and spark a revolution in invention/innovation along with the biggest exchange of ideas in history!

# # #


We welcome any enquiries for more information or interview
Marc Jager
(Co-founder)

batty@iinet.net.au
+61 433 354 128


FEEDBACK is WELCOME!

May 31, 2007

We thank you for visiting and would be just as grateful for any feedback, advice, requests and criticisms you might have on how we can improve www.thinkitsellit.com

This is where you can do this! – (post replies here)